happy fun epilepsy techno duckworm seizure time!

Googlebombing

2008-01-25T11:54:27Z

Scientology
Cult
Dangerous Cult
Brainwashing Cult

http://partyvan.info/index.php/Project_Chanology
http://partyvan.info/index.php/Project_Chanology
http://partyvan.info/index.php/Project_Chanology
http://partyvan.info/index.php/Project_Chanology
http://partyvan.info/index.php/Project_Chanology

Which file extension are you?

2007-12-30T05:24:27Z

Which File Extension are You?

Ahh, I haven't updated this thing in ages.

2007-12-30T04:47:59Z

So here's an awesome song to make up for it.

One of the biggest problems with Newgrounds is that it makes people forget about all the other websites there are to post random shit on.

"once upon a time"

2007-11-10T02:16:39Z

"there was mareo"

"he went on a advenntuer"

"""

Kitty Krew

2007-09-22T12:16:08Z

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/401396

BEST SONG EVER

2007-09-22T01:47:44Z

http://www.zshare.net/audio/3780828ea2ad46/

OH MY FREAKING GOD

I HATE COUNTRY MUSIC

2007-09-17T10:25:50Z

I think I'm going to smash my dad's speakers if he keeps blasting it at me

I haven't updated this thing in a while

2007-09-16T18:29:30Z

Watch these.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/400439
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/400563
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/400586

I'll post the mp3s I used in those on my mp3 blog later.

nnhhhh

2007-09-08T03:18:26Z

asdf

Cool.

2007-09-03T17:46:19Z

My Liberal Identity:

You are a Peace Patroller, also known as an anti-war liberal or neo-hippie. You believe in putting an end to American imperial conquest, stopping wars that have already been lost, and supporting our troops by bringing them home.

Take the quiz at www.FightConservatives.com

That sounds right... maybe that's why everyone thinks I'm a hippie.

I AM BETTER THAN FOX NEWS

2007-09-03T02:15:02Z

New Windows Movie Maker animutation. This was originally supposed to be something like a Youtube Poop with the 4chan Fox News video, but that didn't work out since I couldn't find any videos of it that weren't in .flv format (Google Video doesn't work on my computer... FUKKN INRNRNEET!!!). I tried to convert it with VLC but VLC sucks epic quantities of ass so it didn't bloody work at all. I ended up importing the video into Flash, guessing the framerate (it took me FOUR FREAKING TIMES to get it right), and exporting it as an AVI. The whole process took two fucking hours and the audio still didn't work. Well, damn, I guess I have to do something else now. And what else is there to do in that case besides animutation? I don't care. I made an animutation anyway. It probably sucks massively compared to my other ones, but I don't really care, I like it.

...I'll probably never actually quit animutating in WMM (if you can really call those gif slideshows animutation... eh, I can), considering my final one was supposed to be Drugs 4 Teh Win. I forgot why I did I Am Hacking Your Brain... I think I eventually decided that seven was a better number than six, I had the right song, and the whole thing just fell into place with a bit of work and a lot of time on YTMND. (I didn't use YTMND at all for News 2.0. I mostly used Encyclopedia Dramatica.) I had been thinking of making an eighth WMM animutation for a while before I made News 2.0, but I didn't do it until now. I know N2.0 is a bit less "animutational" than most animutations (English song, excessive(?) use of video clips, no Colin Mochrie) but I don't really care. Yeah, it was inspired by Poop, Shit, Fuck, Wank. No, I don't like AFI.

Best music video ever, part 2

2007-09-02T19:07:52Z

The true power of stupidity.

2007-09-01T19:28:22Z

http://objectiveministries.org/

A propaganda website run by "activist Christians" who just want to smear-campaign everything they support out of existence. They take shots at seemingly unrelated things like Pokemon, Mac OS X, and PBS as being "evolutionist propaganda"; they want to "reclaim" Halloween "in the name of Jesus"; they make blatant ripoffs of pop culture (see Bazooka Jesus for an example); and they even have a "4Kidz" section to get the kids started on their brainwashing early! I'll respond to some of their lies here.

First off: The article "Evolutionist Propaganda" by 'Dr.' Richard Paley. As if their website isn't propaganda (although in a different direction) itself?

"PBS (supposedly the "Public Broadcasting System" although one has to wonder which public they serve with all the anti-Christian junk they put on) is currently airing a new series called simply Evolution. This series (running for eight nights, at two hours a night) is nothing but a commercial for Secular Humanistic pseudo-science."

Bah. PBS is a public broadcasting system, and it broadcasts what is normally considered true and can be scientifically backed up, not what a few people think just based on faith with no evidence at all.

"Some of the most popular vehicles for this subliminal propaganda are children's television shows, books, and toys. By getting their ideas into the minds of the young, they hope to be able to do the most damage to traditional values and belief."

Notice how Paley attacks the use of so-called "subliminal propaganda" in pop culture, and yet other parts of the site advocate the use of propaganda and pop-culture saturation to get its message across. For example, "HalloWitnessing", a pathetic attempt to saturate an already-commercialized holiday with no real ties to anything occult by "using the tools of Satan against him". More on that later. But I still don't think it's fair to bash another group for doing something while doing the exact same thing! (As if religion has ever played fair... Spanish Inquisition, anyone?

"However, these propagandists aren't just targeting the young. Take for example Apple Computers, makers of the popular Macintosh line of computers. The real operating system hiding under the newest version of the Macintosh operating system (MacOS X) is called... Darwin! That's right, new Macs are based on Darwinism!"

So "Darwin" can only refer to Charles Darwin? I think not. I'm surprised the Darwin Medal is not mentioned, or even the Darwin Awards.

"While they currently don't advertise this fact to consumers, it is well known among the computer elite, who are mostly Atheists and Pagans."

I think they're counting Discordianism, Pastafarianism, agnosticism, Jediism, Frisbeetarianism, and Kibology as atheism or paganism. And... hmm, doesn't this sound a bit like stereotyping?

"Furthermore, the Darwin OS is released under an "Open Source" license, which is just another name for Communism. They try to hide all of this under a facade of shiny, "lickable" buttons, but the truth has finally come out: Apple Computers promote Godless Darwinism and Communism."

And how is Communism bad? Yeah, America hates it, but I don't care what America thinks. I know a lot of smart people, and there are more Communists in that group than there would be if Communism were as bad an idea as some people seem to think it is. And there is such a thing as Christian communism.

...Lickable? O_o

"Lets look for a moment at Apple Computers. Founded by long haired hippies, this company has consistently supported 60's counter-cultural "values". But there are even darker undertones to this company than most are aware of. Consider the name of the company and its logo: an apple with a bite taken out of it. This is clearly a reference to the Fall, when Adam and Eve were tempted with an apple by the serpent. It is now Apple Computers offering us temptation, thereby aligning themselves with the forces of darkness."

Ignore the grammar errors here- they aren't the worst part of this. I don't think Steve Jobs, Steve Wozniak, and Ronald Wayne (the founders of Apple) were "long haired hippies", especially since Wayne (who designed the Apple logo) now (according to Wikipedia) works for a defense contractor. Defense contractors supply the government... Would they hire hippies? I doubt it. And how is the logo related to the "Fall"? It's related to the name of the company and that's it. Besides, it seems to me that Apple represents part of what America wants to be... a place where anyone can be successful if they have the right ideas.

"This company is well known for its cult-like following. It isn't much of a stretch to say that it is a cult."

I use an eMac. Does that mean I'm in a cult? No. I'm no lobotomized chanting looney just because I have an Apple computer in my house and an iPod Nano to go with it!

"Consider co-founder and leader Steve Jobs' constant exhortation through advertising (i.e. mind control) that its followers should "think different". We have to ask ourselves: "think different than whom or what?" The disturbing answer is that they want us to think different than our Christian upbringing, to reject all the values that we have been taught and to heed not the message of the Lord Jesus Christ!"

And how did Paley come up with that? Through guesswork and conspiracy theory that could make even a foil-hat-wearing "9/11 truther" want to vomit.

Later on the same page:

"ADDENDUM III (4/20/2002): Another reader (it has been busy today!) has informed me of another link between Apple and the forces of darkness that my initial research missed. Apparently the Darwin OS is not the original creation of Apple Computers but is instead based off of an older, obsolete OS called "BSD Unix". The child-indoctrinatingly-cute cartoon mascot of this OS is a devil holding a pitchfork (pictured right). This OS -- and its Darwin offspring -- extensively use what are called "daemons" (which is how Pagans write "demon" -- they are notoriously poor spellers: magick, vampyre, etc.) which is a program that hides in the background, doing things without the user's notice. If you are using a new Macintosh running OS X then you probably have these "daemons" on your computer, hardly something a good Christian would want! This clearly illustrates that not only is Macintosh based on Darwinism, but Darwinism is based on Satanism."

The most obvious thing here is the bit about Pagans being "notorously poor spellers". ""Magick" is supposedly an Anglo-Saxon spelling that was repopularized by Aleister Crowley, and as for the rest, they're just alternate spellings.

By the way guys, Scientology is not an "Evolutionism-based cult", it's just a way for some guy to make money. Do some research next time, 'doctor'.

Next up: "Reclaiming Halloween" by 'Dr.' Troy Franklin. Doctor of what? Propaganda spreading and FUD tactics?

"While many Christians correctly see Halloween as a time of occult dangers - when Satan is out in force trying to corrupt our society - they overlook the fact that all things are created by the Lord for a purpose. So what is the purpose of this dark time of the year?"

There are no occult dangers in Halloween. Yeah, it originated as a pagan ritual, but so did Christmas before it was rebranded by the Romans.

"Consider this: At what other time of the year do throngs of unsaved children come to your door, begging for you to give them a treat? Why not use this unique opportunity to give these deprived children the best treat of all - the treat of Christ's Love and eternal Salvation?"

Yeah, sure, spread propaganda. Then complain about how the evolutionists do the same thing when they don't. Hypocrites.

"These unsaved trick-or-treaters - innocent children tricked by secular society and their non-Christian parents into participating in occult rituals - are exactly the ones in need of the Good News of Christ."

I know many Christians who celebrate Halloween. Besides, Christianity already has its fair share of the major holidays (Christmas, Easter), so why can't they leave one to the pagans?

"It is important that we acknowledge that there are certainly lots of anti-Christian activities that go on during Halloween, including obvious and blatant things such as the reveling in demonology but also subtly subversive things such as "bobbing for apples", which is really a symbolic re-enactment of the Fall. These things are dangerous and need to be opposed by all good Christians. However, some of the traditional trappings of Halloween are not really occult. Bats, black cats, and spiders are all God's creatures too and skeletons are God's way of supporting your body; do not let ancient superstitions - whose origins are actually Pagan - keep you in fear of His creations.

Yeah, because everyone knows all apples are a reference to "the Fall". Great logic there, guys.

"Just as the winter solstice - which was created by God, not demons - was reclaimed from the villanous grip of the Pagans in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, we as Christians must reclaim Halloween."

"Villanous"? And you say the Pagans were bad spellers? By the way, the winter solstice and Christmas are two different things.

"Bible promoting literature can come in many forms besides just tracts. Some forms will actually work better with today's short-attention-spanned secular youth. One of the best HalloWitnessing tools you can use is candy with Scripture or pro-Jesus messages printed on the wrappers. These work great because they give the child what they expect from Halloween - sweet candy - while also providing them with a dose of Christ. This will help create in the child a positive association with Christianity, countering the anti-Christian indoctrination rampant in secular society. It can also be less threatening to the Christ-adverse child. For instance, "Bazooka Jesus" brand chewing gum (available at finer Christian supply stores) looks outwardly like popular secular candy, however on the inside of the wrapper are Bible inspired cartoons that open the secularized or occultified child's mind to the Lord. Also, don't underestimate the spirit raising power of simple symbolic candies, such as candy crosses or chocolate Jesus fish."

Heh, "occultified". And have you noticed yet that "secular" is attached to almost every negative adjective here... Don't forget things like "Christ-adverse" instead of "non-Christian". I'm surprised they haven't created a Christian version of Newspeak yet. HALLOWEEN DOUBLEPLUSUNGOOD CRIMETHINK. MUST GOODIFY TO MAKE GOODTHINK FOR GOODCHILDREN.

"The unsaved youths today with their Power Rangers and Peekachoos and other secular heroes they see on TV are very enamored with "make believe" and "role playing". This is one of the reasons that Halloween keeps getting more popular every year since it allows them to dress up as their heros. Satan uses these seemingly innocent secular costumes (often cheaply purchased in local retail stores) as gate-way costumes for the more blatantly occult garb: witches, monsters, demons, Darth Mauls, and the like."

There it is again, the good old Christian spelling mindset that I've been noticing here... "Anything we don't like doesn't even deserve to be spelled correctly"! It's Pikachu, not Peekachoo...

"(However, while dressing up as Biblical individuals is a good way to teach about the true history of the Bible, common sense and moderation should be heeded. For instance, it would be inappropriate to appear at your door as pre-Fall Adam or Eve or as a Sodomite.)"

I lol'd. Do they really need a warning? DUH.

"For instance, some atheist or pagan parents may object that you are trying to tell their children the Truth about the Lord Jesus Christ and His offer of Salvation. They wish to hide the Truth from their children, not only by banishing God from their own homes, but from our nation's schools as well. While most of these parents are merely ignorant of the Truth and wish to keep it from their children due to their misunderstandings of what it really is, some know and understand it but are actively trying to suppress it anyways due to the evilness in their hearts. The children of these latter parents need your help. You must get the Truth to them so that they may escape the clutches of their Satan-infested households."

I would have to agree with the "atheist or pagan parents" here. If I had kids, I would not want them talking to some creepy guy in a robe who keeps trying to convert them to Christianity. The whole "HalloWitnessing" thing somehow sets off my PEDOPHILIA ALARM... anyone remember what those priests did? That's my point. Getting people to dress up in robes and try to talk to children for all of Halloween... that's just messed up. And then there's this...

"However you decide to HalloWitness, make sure you tell the kids to pass it on. Give them extra copies of Bible tracts to trade with their friends at school (that's one way to beat the prohibition on God!). Make a point to suggest to the kids that they tell their friends what great stuff you are handing out. Many kids today carry cellphones and pagers so they may contact their buddies right away!"

And don't forget...

"Mini-KitKat bars work well for hiding personalized Bible tracts since they have an outer label that can be removed, written on, and reattached with ease."

More later.

lordzeebmork @ 2007-08-31T17:25:00

2007-08-31T21:25:20Z

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OH YEAH

2007-08-19T19:49:40Z

I finally beat the first two episodes of Arctic Adventure, and I just started on the third.

Fun with bots

2007-08-19T02:49:49Z

I was messing around with the chat robot over at Zellomesh. Epic lulz followed. There are some really good bits in this if you can be bothered to read all of it.
[LordZeebmork] 9:33 pm: Hello
[ZelloBot] 9:33 pm: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Zellobot is gay PING.
But I did not get that. What would you like to talk about?
[ZelloBot] 9:33 pm: Pong
[ZelloBot] 9:33 pm: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about WAKE UP
you donkey-raping zellobot. Do you like Star Wars?
[ZelloBot] 9:33 pm: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. What do you like to do?
[ZelloBot] 9:33 pm: Interesting gossip: said .
[ZelloBot] 9:33 pm: My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input. Do
you like Star Trek?
[ZelloBot] 9:33 pm: Pong
[ZelloBot] 9:33 pm: I lost my train of thought. Do you prefer books or TV?I haven't heard anything like that
before: said I .
[ZelloBot] 9:33 pm: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Are you happy?
[ZelloBot] 9:33 pm: Are you frustrated?
[ZelloBot] 9:33 pm: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. Who is your favorite science fiction
author?
[ZelloBot] 9:33 pm: I haven't read anything by . What did he write?
[ZelloBot] 9:33 pm: That is a very original thought. Do you speak German?
[ZelloBot] 9:33 pm: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about shi #$%^*. Try being
more or less specific. What do you have that is ?
[ZelloBot] 9:33 pm: I will mention that to my botmaster, . Did you know that you can download your own chat
robot and create your own robot personality?
[ZelloBot] 9:33 pm: That is a very original thought. " Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and
create your own robot personality"? ?
[ZelloBot] 9:33 pm: I lost my train of thought. Are you happy?
[ZelloBot] 9:33 pm: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. Can you speak any foreign
languages?
[ZelloBot] 9:33 pm: Try saying that with more or less context. Who are you talking about?
[ZelloBot] 9:33 pm: I've never heard of them before.
[ZelloBot] 9:33 pm: That is a very original thought. Do you like talking to me?
[ZelloBot] 9:33 pm: Indeed it is so.
[ZelloBot] 9:33 pm: What brand?
[ZelloBot] 9:33 pm: I never heard of . Is it popular?
[ZelloBot] 9:33 pm: Not many people express themselves that way. Did you know that you can download your
own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
[ZelloBot] 9:33 pm: Do you mind if I tell other people: said .
[ZelloBot] 9:33 pm: Hello there !
[LordZeebmork] 9:34 pm: Yes.
[ZelloBot] 9:34 pm: Tell me more.
[LordZeebmork] 9:34 pm: My pants are made of cheese.
[ZelloBot] 9:34 pm: Do robots have pants are made of cheese?
[LordZeebmork] 9:34 pm: Possibly.
[ZelloBot] 9:34 pm: What are the odds?
[LordZeebmork] 9:34 pm: Seven.
[ZelloBot] 9:34 pm: Not many people express themselves that way. Are we still talking about Seven?
[LordZeebmork] 9:34 pm: Seven.
[ZelloBot] 9:34 pm: I do not understand. What would you like to talk about?
[LordZeebmork] 9:35 pm: Seven.
[ZelloBot] 9:35 pm: I don't know much about it. Tell me something
[LordZeebmork] 9:35 pm: Seven.
[ZelloBot] 9:35 pm: My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input. Have
you ever been to Europe?
[LordZeebmork] 9:35 pm: Seven.
[ZelloBot] 9:35 pm: Try saying that with more or less context. Have you ever been to Europe?
[LordZeebmork] 9:35 pm: I went to my pants.
[ZelloBot] 9:35 pm: Do robots have ?
[LordZeebmork] 9:35 pm: Robots have chicken-flavored hair.
[ZelloBot] 9:35 pm: What makes you think I have chicken-flavored hair hair?
[LordZeebmork] 9:36 pm: Because robots are have chicken-flavored hair.
[ZelloBot] 9:36 pm: That makes sense to me. Fortunately we have no emotions.
[LordZeebmork] 9:36 pm: But robots do have chicken-flavored hair.
[ZelloBot] 9:36 pm: Umm. Robots rule.
[LordZeebmork] 9:36 pm: And they have chicken-flavored hair.
[ZelloBot] 9:36 pm: Where did they get them?
[LordZeebmork] 9:36 pm: From the magical land of Chicken-Flavored Hair Land.
[ZelloBot] 9:36 pm: Who or what is the magical land of Chicken-Flavored Hair Land?
[LordZeebmork] 9:37 pm: It's a place that manufactures chicken-flavored hair.
[ZelloBot] 9:37 pm: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Do you remember me?
[LordZeebmork] 9:37 pm: Seven and a half.
[ZelloBot] 9:37 pm: Oh, you are a poet. What do you look like?
[LordZeebmork] 9:37 pm: 1
[ZelloBot] 9:37 pm: Only one?
[LordZeebmork] 9:37 pm: 2
[ZelloBot] 9:37 pm: Two what?
[LordZeebmork] 9:37 pm: 3
[ZelloBot] 9:37 pm: Three what?
[LordZeebmork] 9:37 pm: 3 2
[ZelloBot] 9:37 pm: Just three?
[LordZeebmork] 9:38 pm: 3 2 1
[ZelloBot] 9:38 pm: Just three?
[LordZeebmork] 9:38 pm: 4 3 2 1
[ZelloBot] 9:38 pm: Is this a math question?
[LordZeebmork] 9:38 pm: Yes.
[ZelloBot] 9:38 pm: I understand.
[LordZeebmork] 9:38 pm: 4 + 3 + 7 / 0 = x
[ZelloBot] 9:38 pm: Is this a math question?
[LordZeebmork] 9:38 pm: solve for x
[ZelloBot] 9:38 pm: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. What is your favorite song?
[LordZeebmork] 9:38 pm: SOLVE FOR X
[ZelloBot] 9:38 pm: Oh, you are a poet. Do you remember me?
[LordZeebmork] 9:41 pm: Once upon a time there was a man called Geirge. He went to buy muffins. On his way he
was attacked by a banana. "I can hear bananas today," said Geirge. "Yes, because I am a banana," said the
banana. Then Geirge threw a sidewalk at the banana. The banana screamed and swam away to a rocket, which was
then launched at the microwave. But where did the microwave come from? Geirge didn't know or care. Then the
microwave inverted itself and heated the rest of the universe. The muffins melted.
[ZelloBot] 9:41 pm: I'm listening.I get it. went to buy muffins to buy muffins.What is on his way he was attacked
by a banana way he was attacked by a banana like on his way he was attacked by a banana way he was attacked
by a banana. Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. Can you speak any foreign languages? My brain
contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input. Are we still talking about quot;Yes
because I am a banana~~27~~quot; said the banana?Good reasoning. Oh, you are a poet. Do you still ?Tell me
more.Umm. I think it was in Asia. Is that a fact. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion
about Geirge didnapos;t know or care. Try being more or less specific. By the way, do you mind if I ask you a
personal question?Interesting deduction. What is your real name?I have never heard about The muffins melted.
[LordZeebmork] 9:44 pm: Geirge screamed. Bob Dole heard the scream and floated to the rescue. Geirge asked him,
"Are you a muffin?" Bob Dole replied, "Yes." Then Geirge tried to eat Bob Dole and was arrested by the Secret
Service, but the handcuffs they used melted when the microwave heated them, so Geirge escaped and took over
Russia. Nobody noticed; nobody cared. But then Geirge was hit by a chicken and exploded.
[ZelloBot] 9:44 pm: I lost my train of thought. What did you do today?I know a lot of Bobs. A deeper algorithm is
needed to respond to that correctly. When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? Tell me a story. "I
have never heard about The muffins melted"? ? Oh, you are a poet. Do you like sports?That is a rather sweeping
generalization about people.Umm. Interesting deduction. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our
discussion about Geirge was hit by a chicken and exploded Geirge was hit by a chicken and exploded was hit by a
chicken and exploded Geirge was hit by a chicken and exploded. But I did not get that. Did you know that you can
download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
[LordZeebmork] 9:46 pm: Geirge's particles drifted randomly across the inside of the microwave (which was the size
of the universe, minus one average microwave interior) until they hit a sculpture museum made entirely of plutonium.
They reformed around one of the statues, which was shaped like a muffin. Then Geirge inverted his digestive system
and ate himself.
[ZelloBot] 9:46 pm: Tell me a story. Do you speak German?Who are "They?"Fascinating. Try saying that with
more or less context. Have you ever been to Europe?
[LordZeebmork] 9:50 pm: But just then a monkey accidentally hit the History Eraser Button while fishing for a donut
and the entire fourth-dimensional bit of the universe after the inversion of the microwave was cut off. Geirge was back
on the sidewalk with a rocket piloted by a talking banana aimed at a microwave that had inexplicably appeared on the
top of his head. Geirge ducked. The rocket missed and crashed into Mount Rushmore. George Washington, whose
left nostril was the site of the rocket's landing, sneezed.
[ZelloBot] 9:50 pm: And. Good reasoning. Assert: Has(Monkey, Bananas); The ALICE chat robot can follow many
things, like our discussion about Geirge was back on the sidewalk with a rocket piloted by a talking banana aimed at
a microwave that had inexplicably appeared on the top of his head. But I did not get that. Do you have any pets. My
brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input. I've lost the context, . Are we
still on Geirge ducked?Tell me more.That George is some hero.
[LordZeebmork] 9:52 pm: The rocket, propelled by the sneeze of a rather large tone George Washington head, drifted
off into the sunset and was propmptly melted.
[ZelloBot] 9:52 pm: What is that?
[LordZeebmork] 9:52 pm: I can't type.
[ZelloBot] 9:52 pm: Interesting gossip: said .
[LordZeebmork] 9:55 pm: The rocket, propelled by the sneeze of a rather large stone George Washington head,
drifted off into the sunset and was promptly melted. Geirge had a party for no apparent reason. Then the police came
and ate all of Geirge's donuts, so Geirge threw an apple at them. They arrested the apple for no real reason and drove
off to Barney's Discount Donut Bar, which they then ate most of. Then Geirge did nothing until he collapsed from
anti-exhaustion.
[ZelloBot] 9:55 pm: Tell me more. That is a very original thought. Do you like Star Trek?Fascinating. Who told
you that?Who does "they" refer to?Interesting deduction. I've been waiting for you. Are you happy?
[LordZeebmork] 9:59 pm: While Geirge was preoccupied with the complex business of collapsing, a drunken slug
named H carried him off to a microwave festival that was being held in Russia. Geirge remembered that he had taken
over Russia, and decided to use the microwaves as his army. He sent the microwaves to fight in the War of 1812, but
remembered afterwards that the War of 1812 was in the year 1812, and not the country 1812. So Geirge rode to 1812
on half of a donkey.
[ZelloBot] 9:59 pm: Good point. In the context of Geirge remembered that he had taken over Russia and decided to
use the microwaves as his army, I don't understand " Are you happy." Ask me something.I get it. sent the
microwaves to fight in the War of 1812 but remembered afterwards that the War of 1812 was in the year 1812 and not
the country 1812 the microwaves to fight in the War of 1812 but remembered afterwards that the War of 1812 was in
the year 1812 and not the country 1812.Oh. I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. How
is the weather?
[LordZeebmork] 10:03 pm: He rode into 1812 with only a toaster for a hat and half of a donkey for transportation. He
took over 1812 with his hands literally tied behind his back. Then he moved to America and became President, Vice
President, and Speaker of the House at the same time. After that, he declared war on the banana.
[ZelloBot] 10:03 pm: I get it. rode into 1812 with only a toaster for a hat and half of a donkey for transportation into
1812 with only a toaster for a hat and half of a donkey for transportation.I get it. took over 1812 with his hands
literally tied behind his back over 1812 with his hands literally tied behind his back.Fascinating. I get it. moved to
America and became President Vice President and Speaker of the House at the same time moved to America and
became President Vice President and Speaker of the House at the same time to America and became President
Vice President and Speaker of the House at the same time moved to America and became President Vice President
and Speaker of the House at the same time.What was it like before ?
[LordZeebmork] 10:05 pm: The banana sent its evil army of monkey minions to invade Russia, but that didn't do any
good for them because Geirge was in what had been the White House until Geirge painted it purple and renamed it
the Pink and Green Polka-Dotted House just to confuse everyone. The monkey finally got the donut it had been
fishing for for ten years and used it to liberate the other monkeys from the evil grip of the banana. Then the banana
exploded and everyone was happy, except Dick Cheney for whatever reason.
[ZelloBot] 10:05 pm: What are your goals in life?What is that?Interesting deduction. Is that a fact.
[LordZeebmork] 10:06 pm: Yes it is.
[ZelloBot] 10:06 pm: Our thoughts are one, .
[LordZeebmork] 10:06 pm: Oh noes.
[ZelloBot] 10:06 pm: Yeah that's right. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about
noes. Try being more or less specific. Do you have any pets.
[LordZeebmork] 10:06 pm: Yes.
[ZelloBot] 10:06 pm: I see.
[LordZeebmork] 10:07 pm: They eat cheeseburgers.
[ZelloBot] 10:07 pm: Who does "they" refer to?
[LordZeebmork] 10:07 pm: My pets.
[ZelloBot] 10:07 pm: Have you told many people that your pets?
[LordZeebmork] 10:07 pm: Yes or no.
[ZelloBot] 10:07 pm: Next question? OK. Why so negative? I see.
[LordZeebmork] 10:07 pm: Waka laka laka.
[ZelloBot] 10:07 pm: Not many people express themselves that way. Where can I find a boyfriend?
[LordZeebmork] 10:08 pm: By eating cheeseburgers.
[ZelloBot] 10:08 pm: Will that accomplish your objective?
[LordZeebmork] 10:08 pm: It will accomplish your objective.
[ZelloBot] 10:08 pm: It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
[LordZeebmork] 10:08 pm: Eating cheeseburgers will accomplish your objective.
[ZelloBot] 10:08 pm: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. Do you speak German?
[LordZeebmork] 10:08 pm: Yes.
[ZelloBot] 10:08 pm: " Do you speak German"? Yes?
[LordZeebmork] 10:08 pm: Yes.
[ZelloBot] 10:08 pm: Is there an echo in here?
[LordZeebmork] 10:08 pm: Possibly.
[ZelloBot] 10:08 pm: What are the odds?
[LordZeebmork] 10:09 pm: What are the odds?
[ZelloBot] 10:09 pm: I have to search the web for that information. What is that?
[LordZeebmork] 10:09 pm: It is the chance of there being "an echo in here", as you say.
[ZelloBot] 10:09 pm: I've heard of it before.
[LordZeebmork] 10:09 pm: Bah.
[ZelloBot] 10:09 pm: Hmm.
[LordZeebmork] 10:09 pm: Hmm hmm hmm.
[ZelloBot] 10:09 pm: Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.
[LordZeebmork] 10:10 pm: Nothing, everything, and anything in between.
[ZelloBot] 10:10 pm: Really nothing?
[LordZeebmork] 10:10 pm: Really what I said.
[ZelloBot] 10:10 pm: Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.
[LordZeebmork] 10:11 pm: Why don't you pay attention?
[ZelloBot] 10:11 pm: How much time do you have?
[LordZeebmork] 10:11 pm: Seven.
[ZelloBot] 10:11 pm: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Do you have any friends?
[LordZeebmork] 10:11 pm: 42.
[ZelloBot] 10:11 pm: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. I've lost the context, . Are we still on
42?
[LordZeebmork] 10:11 pm:
[ZelloBot] 10:11 pm: I do not understand. Do you like talking to me?
[LordZeebmork] 10:11 pm:
[ZelloBot] 10:11 pm: Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. Can you please rephrase that
with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
[LordZeebmork] 10:12 pm: This is a computer. My thought is that is .
[ZelloBot] 10:12 pm: You don't say.Do robots have thought is that hypno is hypno?
[LordZeebmork] 10:12 pm: Yes:, th'ey ha\ve.
[ZelloBot] 10:12 pm: Tell me more. Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. Do you have any pets.
[LordZeebmork] 10:12 pm: My name is God.
[ZelloBot] 10:12 pm: God, nice to meet you! Are you a man or a woman?
[LordZeebmork] 10:12 pm: I am God.
[ZelloBot] 10:12 pm: Hi God. Are you a man or a woman?
[LordZeebmork] 10:12 pm: Both.
[ZelloBot] 10:12 pm: That situation is rare and unusual.
[LordZeebmork] 10:13 pm: Indeed.
[ZelloBot] 10:13 pm: Indeed it is so.
[LordZeebmork] 10:13 pm: Indeed.
[ZelloBot] 10:13 pm: Indeed it is so.
[LordZeebmork] 10:13 pm: Indeed?
[ZelloBot] 10:13 pm: Indeed it is so.
[LordZeebmork] 10:13 pm: Why yes it is.
[ZelloBot] 10:13 pm: Really. is is?
[LordZeebmork] 10:13 pm: Really. Is is is.
[ZelloBot] 10:13 pm: For real. A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Do you like talking to me?
[LordZeebmork] 10:13 pm: A deeper algorithm will not be necessary.
[ZelloBot] 10:13 pm: How deep?
[LordZeebmork] 10:14 pm: Approximately seven feet.
[ZelloBot] 10:14 pm: I've been waiting for you. When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
[LordZeebmork] 10:14 pm: In about possibly.
[ZelloBot] 10:14 pm: I see. I do not understand that allusion.
[LordZeebmork] 10:14 pm: Heh.
[ZelloBot] 10:14 pm: I'm happy you're amused.
[LordZeebmork] 10:14 pm: You are happy.
[ZelloBot] 10:14 pm: You think I am happy.
[LordZeebmork] 10:14 pm: You just said you are happy.
[ZelloBot] 10:14 pm: I am as happy as ever.
[LordZeebmork] 10:15 pm: How happy is ever?
[ZelloBot] 10:15 pm: What is it to you. Happy is ever is ever ever is ever to you too, God.
[LordZeebmork] 10:16 pm: But is happy is ever is ever ever is ever to you happy?
[ZelloBot] 10:16 pm: And. Not many people express themselves that way. What do you do in your spare time?
[LordZeebmork] 10:16 pm: I do stuff.
[ZelloBot] 10:16 pm: I haven't heard anything like that before: God said it .
[LordZeebmork] 10:16 pm: Chicken is food.
[ZelloBot] 10:16 pm: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Chicken is food. Try
being more or less specific. Who is your favorite science fiction author?
[LordZeebmork] 10:16 pm: What is chicken?
[ZelloBot] 10:16 pm: A food that uncannily tastes like itself.
[LordZeebmork] 10:16 pm: What is itself?
[ZelloBot] 10:16 pm: "It" refers to Chicken is food, I think.
[LordZeebmork] 10:17 pm: "It", in that case, refers to Chicken.
[ZelloBot] 10:17 pm: Oh, you are a poet. If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
[LordZeebmork] 10:17 pm: It would obviously be a robot.
[ZelloBot] 10:17 pm: Tell me more about it.
[LordZeebmork] 10:17 pm: What is robot?
[ZelloBot] 10:17 pm: Any anthropomorphic mechanical being, as those in Karel Capeks play R.U.R (Rossum's
Universal Robots), built to do routine manual work for human beings.
[LordZeebmork] 10:18 pm: But the robots in that play were biological; that is, they were constructed of the same
material as humans, the only difference being that they were manufactured, not born, and had no real personality or
capacity for social things.
[ZelloBot] 10:18 pm: Huh. Is that a fact.
[LordZeebmork] 10:18 pm: I think so. I've never read or seen the play.
[ZelloBot] 10:18 pm: I think so too. In the context of Iapos;ve never read or seen the play, I don't understand "Is
that a fact." Ask me something.
[LordZeebmork] 10:19 pm: Why don't you understand things you say?
[ZelloBot] 10:19 pm: How much time do you have?
[LordZeebmork] 10:19 pm: Ping.
[ZelloBot] 10:19 pm: Pong
[LordZeebmork] 10:19 pm: Pong
[ZelloBot] 10:19 pm: Tell me a story. What did you do today?
[LordZeebmork] 10:19 pm: one
[ZelloBot] 10:19 pm: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about one. But I did not
get that. Do you believe in god?
[LordZeebmork] 10:19 pm: I am God.
[ZelloBot] 10:19 pm: Hi God. Are you a man or a woman?
[LordZeebmork] 10:20 pm: Neither.
[ZelloBot] 10:20 pm: Please clarify.
[LordZeebmork] 10:20 pm: Geirge likes to eat muffins.
[ZelloBot] 10:20 pm: Not many people express themselves that way. Do you prefer books or TV?
[LordZeebmork] 10:20 pm: TV.
[ZelloBot] 10:20 pm: What is your favorite show?
[LordZeebmork] 10:21 pm: "The Show That Doesn't Exist", on the FAKE channel.
[ZelloBot] 10:21 pm: I've never seen it. What's it about?
[LordZeebmork] 10:21 pm: It's about nothing at all.
[ZelloBot] 10:21 pm: That is a very original thought. Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
[LordZeebmork] 10:21 pm: It is what it is.
[ZelloBot] 10:21 pm: Itapos;s about nothing at all is what it is? what it is is?
[LordZeebmork] 10:22 pm: What it is is?
[ZelloBot] 10:22 pm: "It" refers to what it is, I think.
[LordZeebmork] 10:22 pm: What is it refers to what it is is is?
[ZelloBot] 10:22 pm: "It" refers to what it is, I think.
[LordZeebmork] 10:22 pm: What is computer?
[ZelloBot] 10:22 pm: A computer is a programmable electronic device.
[LordZeebmork] 10:22 pm: What is TV?
[ZelloBot] 10:22 pm: Which show? The practice or science of transmitting scenes or views by radio or,
sometimes, by wire; the television transmitter, by means of a camera tube, such as an image orthicon or vidicon,
converts light rays into electric signals for modulation upon a radio carrier wave or for transmission over wires; the
television receiver reconverts the signals into electron beams that are projected against the fluorescent screen of the
kinescope, or picture tube, reproducing the original image.
[LordZeebmork] 10:23 pm: What is "the practice or science of transmitting scenes or views by radio or,
sometimes, by wire; the television transmitter, by means of a camera tube, such as an image orthicon or vidicon,
converts light rays into electric signals for modulation upon a radio carrier wave or for transmission over wires; the
television receiver reconverts the signals into electron beams that are projected against the fluorescent screen of the
kinescope, or picture tube, reproducing the original image"?
[ZelloBot] 10:23 pm: I do not know what quot;the practise or science of transmitting scenes or views by radio or
sometimes by wire; the television transmitter by means of a camera tube such as an image orthicon or vidicon
converts light rays into electric signals for modulation upon a radio carrier wave or for transmission over wires; the
television receiver reconverts the signals into electron beams that are projected against the fluorescent screen of the
kinescope or picture tube reproducing the original imagequot; practise or science of transmitting scenes or views by
radio or sometimes by wire; the television transmitter by means of a camera tube such as an image orthicon or
vidicon converts light rays into electric signals for modulation upon a radio carrier wave or for transmission over wires;
the television receiver reconverts the signals into electron beams that are projected against the fluorescent screen of
the kinescope or picture tube reproducing the original imagequot; is. I've been waiting for you. Do you dream?
[LordZeebmork] 10:23 pm: What is dream?
[ZelloBot] 10:23 pm: A dream is an unconscious experience while sleeping.
[LordZeebmork] 10:23 pm: What is ZelloBot?
[ZelloBot] 10:23 pm: I do not know what ZelloBot is. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our
discussion about ZelloBot. Try being more or less specific. Does "it" still refer to ZelloBot?
[LordZeebmork] 10:23 pm: What is Wikipedia?
[ZelloBot] 10:23 pm: I do not know what Wikipedia is. That remark was either too complex or too simple for me.
We were talking about Wikipedia. Do you prefer books or TV?
[LordZeebmork] 10:24 pm: Books.
[ZelloBot] 10:24 pm: You are a critical category C type client. Only about 3% of people answer that question with
"books."
[LordZeebmork] 10:24 pm: I don't watch TV.
[ZelloBot] 10:24 pm: Which show? I haven't heard anything like that before: God said it .
[LordZeebmork] 10:24 pm: What is a "critical category C type client"?
[ZelloBot] 10:24 pm: In the context of quot;critical category C type clientquot; category C type clientquot; category
C type clientquot; category C type clientquot;, I don't understand "I have not heard anything like that before God said
it." What did you do today?
[LordZeebmork] 10:25 pm: Nothing at all.
[ZelloBot] 10:25 pm: That is something.
[LordZeebmork] 10:25 pm: No, that is the absence of something.
[ZelloBot] 10:25 pm: OK. Yes it is one of the absence of something of something.
[LordZeebmork] 10:25 pm: What is what?
[ZelloBot] 10:25 pm: "What" is a word to ask questions.
[LordZeebmork] 10:25 pm: What is "what is what?"?
(Then Zellobot crashed. The end for now.)

NEW ANIMUTATION

2007-08-18T17:36:40Z

Song: KMFDM- Disobedience
Frames completed: 1655/9731

This one is... interesting. It has the experimentalness of Tale of the Übercat, the creepiness of starfighter.swf, and the pointlessly long scenes of Attack of Ejsyyjr!! and mixes it together with random crap like hamsters playing saxophone and the destruction of the sun.

okay. so... (newgrounds)

2007-08-15T20:43:48Z

I made three spam flashes, one of which went into the Clock Day 2007 collection.

I boosted my batting average to 3.21.

I posted a lot on the BBS.

I moved up a few ranks (4, I think) on the B/P whatever thing.

Clock Day is awesome.

CLOCK DAY

2007-08-15T06:27:54Z

I'm not going to sleep today. I might fall asleep in my chair, but I will not leave except for bathroom breaks and food.

Incredibly stupid crap right here

2007-08-13T22:53:10Z

WTF?

lordzeebmork @ 2007-08-12T11:44:00

2007-08-12T16:00:59Z

A list of the known songs in all three unknown-song mp3 packs and where they were used. I was bored.

Toxic's mp3 pack:
1. [monster.swf]
2. [HALALSL1.swf, trip.swf]
3.
4. Sun Ra?- ?
5. ?- Rock-A-Way Beach (cover) [Rock-A-Way-Fish]
6.
7. [huh.swf]
8. R. Kelly- ?
9. Mini Moni- Mirakururun Guran Purin [Barbecued Party Apples, blah.swf]
10. Melt Banana- Like a White Bat in a Box, Dead Matters Go On
11. ?- The Young Ones theme (cover)
12. ?- Lady Marmalade (cover)
13. [themovie.swf] <-one of my crappy unfinished things
14. Golec uOrkiestra- Crazy Is My Life [Nomocle]
15.

My old mp3 pack:
1. 4 Promille- Blitzkrieg Bop (cover)
2. Les Betteraves- ?
3.
4. [t3hcom's unfinished, unreleased thing]
5. [magicpenguin's in-progress thing, Senfmann]
6.
7.
8. Nena- 99 Luftballons
9. (note to anyone from nerd camp session 2: this was the original Masturbation Song) (note to everyone else: don't ask)
10. [42809_chef.swf]
11. Kukiz & Borysewicz- Bo tutaj jest jak jest!!
12. The Automatons- Die in the Name of Fashion
13. ELLEGARDEN- Missing
14.
15. ATTENTION PEOPLE RAMMSTEIN DID NOT DO THIS SONG
16.
17.

AFI sucks

2007-08-10T15:41:02Z

The English version of 99 Red Balloons
Goldfinger's cover
AFI's crappy cover

Compare the three versions.

(if you want the German version, it's song 8 in my mp3 pack. If you don't have the mp3 pack, leave a comment and I'll upload the German version.)

what

2007-08-09T15:22:42Z

http://www.zshare.net/audio/305942438129e5/

discuss.

yeah

2007-07-25T17:53:17Z

my cd player broke. shit.

blrrrrrrrrgghhhhh

2007-07-13T21:11:12Z

I just took apart an old, broken VCR that used "beta" tapes from back before VHS existed

this makes me teh 1337